February 2012
listening to the funniest phone call right now....
losecontrolagain:
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste...
Replacements for ‘Cool Story, Bro’
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
10knotes:
That awkward shiver I always get.
thatfunnyblog:
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person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
laugh-addict:
I am like humans…
I walk.
Sometime I do not like what see.
Sometimes I am shock.
Sometime I fail.
Sometime I ask question
Sometime I have birthday
But I guess
laugh-addict.com
10knotes:
Putting your hood on like a boss
wow-en-serio:
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Bullies and Valentine's day
I wanted to write this post on Valentine’s day, but I couldn’t because I was with my poosies, so I’m writing it now
Anyway, every Valentine’s day people are like ‘omg you should love your person everyday not just valentine’s day’ or ‘i’m not celebrating valentine’s day because i show my partner i love them every day’ and all the...
toocooltobehipster:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
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Girl in class: omg tumblr is so great i'm so obsessed i have like 20 followers i'm so happy do you have a tumblr??
Me: no