Oh my God I'm crackin' up. Get a grip Marshall.

Hello and welcome. I'm Alisia-Diana. 19. Christian. Half Russian, half Unicorn. A bilingual badass. This is me.

I am so hilarious
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Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

(via fake-mermaid)





Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.


"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."


"Your attempt to turn undead has instead marinated you in life energy.  The ghouls now see you as the equivalent of a juicy medium-rare steak."

(via blissfulbanana)


good parenting by anna (x)

(via tyleroakley)