Oh my God I'm crackin' up. Get a grip Marshall.

Hello and welcome. I'm Alisia-Diana. 18. Christian. Jesus forever. Half Russian, half Unicorn. A bilingual badass. My dream is to be a model l0l. This is me.

I am so hilarious
Enjoy your stay at AuntElladora you diseased child.




My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: whywelovedrake, via goodra)


do action movies know they can have more than one female character

(via fake-mermaid)


when you start losing a bunch of followers


(via pizza)