Oh my God I'm crackin' up. Get a grip Marshall.

Hello and welcome. I'm Alisia-Diana. 19. Christian. Half Russian, half Unicorn. A bilingual badass. This is me.

I am so hilarious
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fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

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Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.

Jim Morrison  (via steepyoursoul)

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