Oh my God I'm crackin' up. Get a grip Marshall.

Hello and welcome. I'm Alisia-Diana. 19. Christian. Half Russian, half Unicorn. A bilingual badass. This is me.

I am so hilarious
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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

urulokid:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

she was just like ‘what that’s not how you do it?’ hahaha and the ‘I like that mommy!’ at the end

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