Oh my God I'm crackin' up. Get a grip Marshall.

Hello and welcome. I'm Alisia-Diana. 19. Christian. Half Russian, half Unicorn. A bilingual badass. This is me.

I am so hilarious
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pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(via 10knotes)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via cumfort)

Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.

—My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

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