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Hello and welcome. I'm Alisia-Diana. 18. Christian. Jesus forever. Half Russian, half Unicorn. A bilingual badass. My dream is to be a model l0l. This is me.

I am so hilarious
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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

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rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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